What is transparency?

My magnum opus

I guess I should probably retire after this.

What not to do the next time you're pulled over

See that intimidating sneer from the guy carrying the Taser and Glock 23? That's your first tip-off he probably isn't all that interested in discussing quantum mechanics.

(H/T: Butler Shaffer)

A not-so-bright idea

Eh...whatever

I hear the Jersey Shore is nice this time of year

Comparing apples to oranges

Now I know why people say you shouldn't waste time doing this. They're both so good!