Celebrity sketch: Young Kermit

Life isn't fair, kids

I'm sorry. Did I say "even"? I meant "especially".

The morning after Christmas

Merry Christmas!

A little grammar tip

To my lovely wife...

We are experiencing technical difficulties

I hate it when my whiteboard breaks down. Who do I call for technical support?

Building a better mouse trap

As a homeschooling dad, it's my job to challenge my kids. I challenged them yesterday to design and build a working mouse trap. My son sketched out this rough design...

Impaling those filthy, disease-carrying rodents on spring-loaded toothpicks. I think it has potential. What do you think?

Grumpy old men

Puzzle time: Name that western

Come on. This should be an easy one.

Some like it Hoth

Please stand by

Doubting Thomas

I've seen more Sprout TV with my three-year-old than I care to admit, so some of it is bound to make its way onto the whiteboard.

3D star field

Yes, today's post is in glorious 3D! Simply focus your gaze at a point past your display screen so that the two images merge into one, three-dimensional picture.

(Viewing hint: It's less straining on your eyes to do this with the smaller version of the image.)

Don't let 'em dangle

Fun word game

Big Bang busted

Happy Thanksgiving!

America: Can we fix it?

Dad's Day Off - November 18, 2011

My three-year-old daughter filling in. This is somewhat less abstract than her last one. The trees are quite clear, and I can almost make out our two dogs.

(Click here for the labeled version.)

"I'll take Crossword Clues for 400, Alex"

Mall sign addendum

The significance of 11/11/11

No wonder today seems like forever.

Celebrity sketch: Harvey Dent

November is National Adoption Month

Minnesota students can relate to this

My kids don't get days off due to freezing temperatures now that they're homeschooled. If it snows, they're out there shoveling. We call it recess.

New TSA security sign tells the truth

Yes, the Transportation "Security" Administration will remain a favorite target on this blog as long as it exists.

My magnum opus

I know, I know. White Noise has only been up and running for five months and I'm already in reruns. Well, once I'm back from vacation, I'll have some new material. I promise.

(originally posted 08/08/2011)

Stupid question

I know, I know. White Noise has only been up and running for five months and I'm already in reruns. Well, once I'm back from vacation, I'll have some new material. I promise.

(originally posted 08/24/2011)

Back to the drawing board

I know, I know. White Noise has only been up and running for five months and I'm already in reruns. Well, once I'm back from vacation, I'll have some new material. I promise.

(originally posted 05/30/2011)

Trouble brewing in St. Louis

I know, I know. White Noise has only been up and running for five months and I'm already in reruns. Well, once I'm back from vacation, I'll have some new material. I promise.

(originally posted 06/02/2011)

Our favorite classic video games

I know, I know. White Noise has only been up and running for five months and I'm already in reruns. Well, once I'm back from vacation, I'll have some new material. I promise.

(originally posted 05/30/2011)

The zombie diet

I know, I know. White Noise has only been up and running for five months and I'm already in reruns. Well, once I'm back from vacation, I'll have some new material. I promise.

(originally posted 05/29/2011)

Dad's Day Off - October 17, 2011

My son, Philippe, confiscated the whiteboard to create this ocean scene...

If real men used pain scales...

What would Shakespeare play?

King of the wild frontier

Celebrity sketch: Conan O'Brien's forehead

Occupational hazard for postal carriers

Swiftly completing one's appointed rounds in snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night has its price...

Protect and serve

This is why I sleep better at night...

Homeschooling is WAY easier than I thought it would be

Thanks, Wikipedia!

Bumper sticker backfire

Every guy's favorite recipe

Hello, Apple Support? I think there's a problem with my iPad

Credit where credit is due

I hate quantum mechanics

One does not simply walk into Washington...

Celebrity sketch: Tintin and Rin Tin Tin

What is the difference between Democrats and Republicans?

We'll always remember 9/11...thanks to the TSA