That would explain his pale perplexion

How not to answer a question with a question

Man of few words

Little-known geometry fact

The most concise explanation of a government shut-down

One thing in common

Are we having pun yet?

Communication is key

Grounds for divorce

'Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!'

The Jolly Green Giant needs to update his resume

"We the People of the United States, in order to form a more docile Union..."

Can they still have you shot for that?

From the archives: Communication is the key to a happy marriage...sometimes

(Originally posted on 01/25/2012)

The zombie apocalypse with a reggae soundtrack

Can we fix it? Yes, we can!

Just don't expect them to call

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Top 5 Week (#5): "I'll take Crossword Clues for 400, Alex"

This week I'm featuring this blog's five most-viewed posts. I don't really know what made them so popular -- they certainly aren't among the five funniest -- but here they are.

Number 5
(originally posted 11/16/11)

When I get all steamed up, hear me shout...

Admit it. You sing this to yourself every time during Final Jeopardy, right?