tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64499770828061938382024-01-19T00:14:39.171-06:00White NoiseRandom sketches and musings from my whiteboardLee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.comBlogger452125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-63845658908895010282014-12-24T11:32:00.001-06:002014-12-24T11:32:49.482-06:00'Then one foggy Christmas eve...'<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VlTCTaBiHrg/UNfYmKEdvsI/AAAAAAAAGbg/8E-oJTfJ30c/s1600/foggy_xmas.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="434" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VlTCTaBiHrg/UNfYmKEdvsI/AAAAAAAAGbg/8E-oJTfJ30c/s640/foggy_xmas.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />
(Originally posted <a href="http://www.alittlewhitenoise.com/2012/12/then-one-foggy-christmas-eve.html">12/24/2012</a>)Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-760386397958443232014-10-31T00:01:00.000-05:002014-10-31T00:01:00.786-05:00Happy Halloween!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-id63jXHbi_U/VFMM0OziKCI/AAAAAAAAIvQ/ADG7J9RKs1Q/s1600/halloween_2014.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-id63jXHbi_U/VFMM0OziKCI/AAAAAAAAIvQ/ADG7J9RKs1Q/s1600/halloween_2014.jpg" height="610" width="640" /></a></div>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-86426814297713589542014-09-24T00:01:00.000-05:002014-09-24T08:35:38.560-05:00An old idiom trying to keep up with the times<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-THhqB263Czk/VCLICOREOvI/AAAAAAAAItQ/rfkkN8eIQrU/s1600/pot_kettle.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-THhqB263Czk/VCLICOREOvI/AAAAAAAAItQ/rfkkN8eIQrU/s1600/pot_kettle.jpg" height="388" width="640" /></a></div>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-75368250900798698222014-08-18T00:25:00.000-05:002014-08-18T00:25:32.787-05:00Dear Dairy...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SdhSJRn98yA/U_GOAp4bZSI/AAAAAAAAIf4/ugd6wy0XtZ8/s1600/dear_dairy.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SdhSJRn98yA/U_GOAp4bZSI/AAAAAAAAIf4/ugd6wy0XtZ8/s1600/dear_dairy.jpg" height="524" width="640" /></a></div>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-91850622851564414652014-08-04T14:33:00.000-05:002014-08-04T14:33:23.497-05:00That was Venn, this is now<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4JEJAk6K6rM/U9_fGkdQh0I/AAAAAAAAIek/CNUgZ4eJzkA/s1600/venn_birthday.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4JEJAk6K6rM/U9_fGkdQh0I/AAAAAAAAIek/CNUgZ4eJzkA/s1600/venn_birthday.jpg" height="448" width="640" /></a></div>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-54970671641909411202014-07-25T06:00:00.000-05:002014-07-25T06:00:04.507-05:00Fortoon Cookie (July 25, 2014)<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MBBvn4nIwls/U9Hd6JEgCwI/AAAAAAAAIcY/NiSh66VaRXo/s1600/fc_2014-07-24.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MBBvn4nIwls/U9Hd6JEgCwI/AAAAAAAAIcY/NiSh66VaRXo/s1600/fc_2014-07-24.jpg" height="606" width="640" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"Someone is interested in you. Keep your eyes open."</td></tr>
</tbody></table>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-6869564548503041672014-06-30T00:01:00.000-05:002014-06-30T00:01:00.463-05:00That would explain his pale perplexion<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Y1H-mckfVy8/U7Dp-86WORI/AAAAAAAAIRI/85YLFnJeckk/s1600/telepathetic.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Y1H-mckfVy8/U7Dp-86WORI/AAAAAAAAIRI/85YLFnJeckk/s1600/telepathetic.jpg" height="334" width="640" /></a></div>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-50239438483275539022014-05-12T00:13:00.000-05:002014-05-12T00:13:57.397-05:00The mixed blessing that is Facebook<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QEhUOHuJTsI/U3BYTBc9AKI/AAAAAAAAILg/rhpQ9EnUgkA/s1600/facebook_friends.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QEhUOHuJTsI/U3BYTBc9AKI/AAAAAAAAILg/rhpQ9EnUgkA/s1600/facebook_friends.jpg" height="416" width="640" /></a></div>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-25046770352770001082014-04-07T00:01:00.000-05:002014-04-07T12:49:28.100-05:00Pity the fool......and pray for him.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fhxnr-hOzyY/U0LkDzXXSII/AAAAAAAAII8/NGNv3GPrO5o/s1600/fool.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fhxnr-hOzyY/U0LkDzXXSII/AAAAAAAAII8/NGNv3GPrO5o/s1600/fool.jpg" height="640" width="358" /></a></div>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-11069232740278685732014-04-04T06:00:00.000-05:002014-04-04T09:00:03.038-05:00Fortoon Cookie (April 4, 2014)<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CBTfpW5WSeg/Uz66kSFAimI/AAAAAAAAIIk/PklwCDkZJpk/s1600/fc_2014-04-04.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CBTfpW5WSeg/Uz66kSFAimI/AAAAAAAAIIk/PklwCDkZJpk/s1600/fc_2014-04-04.jpg" height="492" width="640" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"Inch by inch life's a cinch. Yard by yard life is hard."</td></tr>
</tbody></table>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-18238521547502748192014-03-31T00:01:00.000-05:002014-03-31T00:01:03.636-05:00History in perspective<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lxuWDhiOoLc/Uzjo4RCc0cI/AAAAAAAAIGM/LL6qiLq_tLw/s1600/greatest_generation.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lxuWDhiOoLc/Uzjo4RCc0cI/AAAAAAAAIGM/LL6qiLq_tLw/s1600/greatest_generation.jpg" height="458" width="640" /></a></div>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-53473428133573487322014-03-28T06:00:00.000-05:002014-03-28T06:00:14.483-05:00Fortoon Cookie (March 28, 2014)<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4rPCf-ozKGs/UzTyCk0yoVI/AAAAAAAAIF4/7YaQl-sESgo/s1600/fc_2014-03-28.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4rPCf-ozKGs/UzTyCk0yoVI/AAAAAAAAIF4/7YaQl-sESgo/s1600/fc_2014-03-28.jpg" height="550" width="640" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"You have musical talents. Make them known."</td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PwkTRUY7maw/UyvHheyYlhI/AAAAAAAAICk/R3OJ9nbh8YU/s1600/fc_2014-03-21.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PwkTRUY7maw/UyvHheyYlhI/AAAAAAAAICk/R3OJ9nbh8YU/s1600/fc_2014-03-21.jpg" height="554" width="640" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"Sitting toward the South may bring you good luck."</td></tr>
</tbody></table>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-13243878148381011222014-03-17T00:44:00.000-05:002014-03-17T00:44:47.869-05:00How not to answer a question with a question<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hs8k38vLhto/UyaLMkA-_zI/AAAAAAAAIBQ/l7XeG6bxdzY/s1600/hypothetical.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hs8k38vLhto/UyaLMkA-_zI/AAAAAAAAIBQ/l7XeG6bxdzY/s1600/hypothetical.jpg" height="368" width="640" /></a></div>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-12207948587024383372014-03-14T06:00:00.000-05:002014-03-14T06:00:09.846-05:00Fortoon Cookie (March 14, 2014)<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CwF4I7N08b4/UyKSMajb7uI/AAAAAAAAIA4/Qmp4W8QqF4Q/s1600/fc_2014-03-14.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CwF4I7N08b4/UyKSMajb7uI/AAAAAAAAIA4/Qmp4W8QqF4Q/s1600/fc_2014-03-14.jpg" height="488" width="640" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"Now is a good time to try something new."</td></tr>
</tbody></table>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-10223519801043615762014-03-10T00:01:00.000-05:002014-03-10T09:10:51.407-05:00Make TV watchable again with this simple cut-out<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lafq1RQtEWQ/Ux3G0NerBHI/AAAAAAAAH_4/cekhdgWM0P4/s1600/mst3k.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lafq1RQtEWQ/Ux3G0NerBHI/AAAAAAAAH_4/cekhdgWM0P4/s1600/mst3k.jpg" height="268" width="640" /></a></div><br />
I'm printing one for the next White House press conference.Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-669628434507755122014-03-07T06:00:00.000-06:002014-03-07T06:00:03.053-06:00Fortoon Cookie (March 7, 2014)<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JTQJ7ePAKLE/UxldYDhkjKI/AAAAAAAAH_k/W43Fk2MbEQc/s1600/fc_2014-03-07.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JTQJ7ePAKLE/UxldYDhkjKI/AAAAAAAAH_k/W43Fk2MbEQc/s1600/fc_2014-03-07.jpg" height="548" width="640" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"Others appreciate your expressive qualities."</td></tr>
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Seriously, why do those signs have to look so similar?Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-17134104860809819612014-02-24T00:01:00.000-06:002014-03-02T23:31:46.344-06:00The doctor is in, but it'll cost you<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-onsZ5qyVVtY/Uwrfs8e8YhI/AAAAAAAAH-U/-lCYvgfk8wo/s1600/doctor_is_in.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-onsZ5qyVVtY/Uwrfs8e8YhI/AAAAAAAAH-U/-lCYvgfk8wo/s1600/doctor_is_in.jpg" height="436" width="640" /></a></div><br />
Hey, just be thankful you're able to get in for an appointment at all.Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-38460604360358584022014-02-21T06:00:00.000-06:002014-02-21T06:00:00.921-06:00Fortoon Cookie (February 21, 2014)<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RRzNDFlZyzY/UwbbmKYPKEI/AAAAAAAAH9c/XBKvaPPuqWU/s1600/fc_2014-02-21.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-RRzNDFlZyzY/UwbbmKYPKEI/AAAAAAAAH9c/XBKvaPPuqWU/s1600/fc_2014-02-21.jpg" height="502" width="640" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"People learn little from success, but much from failure."</td></tr>
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9krSG8B4BXs/Uv3Hp19juqI/AAAAAAAAH8w/3OTe_hDK720/s1600/A2H+2014-02-14.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9krSG8B4BXs/Uv3Hp19juqI/AAAAAAAAH8w/3OTe_hDK720/s1600/A2H+2014-02-14.jpg" height="494" width="640" /></a></div>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-82845881358659706692014-02-10T08:28:00.000-06:002014-02-10T08:28:54.650-06:00Joel Osteen is a marketing genius<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-h9rmptmYY1c/UvjhxBrRrpI/AAAAAAAAH8Q/Ry8__U3n2w0/s1600/osteen_books.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-h9rmptmYY1c/UvjhxBrRrpI/AAAAAAAAH8Q/Ry8__U3n2w0/s1600/osteen_books.jpg" height="462" width="640" /></a></div>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-9220836697107821792014-02-07T06:00:00.000-06:002014-02-07T06:00:14.334-06:00Fortoon Cookie (February 7, 2014)<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CQazS5KNp_M/UvR2s-qyqdI/AAAAAAAAH8A/7MD3BbXpPdA/s1600/fc_2014-02-07.jpg" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CQazS5KNp_M/UvR2s-qyqdI/AAAAAAAAH8A/7MD3BbXpPdA/s1600/fc_2014-02-07.jpg" height="640" width="616" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"An interesting musical opportunity is in your near future."</td></tr>
</tbody></table>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6449977082806193838.post-34878819827242887272014-02-03T00:01:00.000-06:002014-02-03T00:01:01.024-06:00Don't give in to pier pressure<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lNcFBeWIF_4/Uu8jqzNm2NI/AAAAAAAAH7I/dHyjS5j8ISg/s1600/pier_pressure.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lNcFBeWIF_4/Uu8jqzNm2NI/AAAAAAAAH7I/dHyjS5j8ISg/s1600/pier_pressure.jpg" height="394" width="640" /></a></div>Lee Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11254842261338255019noreply@blogger.com0