'Then one foggy Christmas eve...'

(Originally posted 12/24/2012)

Happy Halloween!

An old idiom trying to keep up with the times

Dear Dairy...

That was Venn, this is now

Fortoon Cookie (July 25, 2014)

"Someone is interested in you. Keep your eyes open."

That would explain his pale perplexion

The mixed blessing that is Facebook

Pity the fool...

...and pray for him.

Fortoon Cookie (April 4, 2014)

"Inch by inch life's a cinch. Yard by yard life is hard."

History in perspective

Fortoon Cookie (March 28, 2014)

"You have musical talents. Make them known."

Fortoon Cookie (March 21, 2014)

"Sitting toward the South may bring you good luck."

How not to answer a question with a question

Fortoon Cookie (March 14, 2014)

"Now is a good time to try something new."

Make TV watchable again with this simple cut-out

I'm printing one for the next White House press conference.

Fortoon Cookie (March 7, 2014)

"Others appreciate your expressive qualities."

Running on empty

Seriously, why do those signs have to look so similar?

The doctor is in, but it'll cost you

Hey, just be thankful you're able to get in for an appointment at all.

Fortoon Cookie (February 21, 2014)

"People learn little from success, but much from failure."